Because we all need a trans!Ryu on our dash.
I think I’m starting to develop a crush on short men
I don’t like to start a story or a chapter without any title but I really can’t find one so I’ll just let this here for now.
Don’t find the kind of porn you were looking for ?
Just write it yourself.
*kneels in front of James*
Let’s get a party, babe. Marry fucking me.
OMF I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
Kili looks utterly terrified and nervous like “Oh god, will he like me? Will there be food? Are we late? are we too early? Will I be as majestic as Thorin?”
And Fili is all “i came here to fuck bitches.”
"I CAME HERE TO FUCK BITCHES"
I don't need the Allmate; I need you!
Hisagi is that you ?